WARNING: This is the worst thing I have ever written, and it will probably be scrapped later. so feast your eyes on this bizarre inside joke from a Skype conversation while you still can. >: D
(note: based off of dialogue from the game files where Papyrus mentions that you're wearing a "Bepis" when you hack to get items)
Long ago, before the Kingdom of Monsters was established, there was a loose civilization of holy people who reigned over all of Monsterkind and even some of Humankind too. who knows. They were known as the “Bepis People.” Among their kind was the Great Meme-Lord SPACEPOOFIn, who ruled over them by doing weird computer-centric meditations and just saying the word “Bepis” over and over, so everyone worshipped her. But the religious group soon became horribly corrupt. “Bepis” became the most important thing to everyone, and soon everyone loved “Bepis” so much. it was horrible and bad and stuff. So humans declared war on the monsterkind, driving them underground with a magic spell. As “Bepis” was such a horrible thing to say, it quickly became a vulgar, unpleasant word for all Monsterkind to hear. But no one knows what truly happened to the Spacepoofin…
One day, a skelebro monster known as Papyru was walking happily along, when he bumped into a big STRONGFISH!!! the strongish was named Undone. “HI UNDYne!” said Papru. Undone was so angry, because not only did she get melted by a Determined and evil human, she also went on like 2 failed dates in ONE DAY. So Undyen got mad and swore.
“BEPIS!!!1!!”
So Undyne swore and it as a bad. Papyrus was like “what is a bepis.” Then suddenly both of them had a magical vision…it was POOFIN!!!!! “Oh my subjects, you have done well,” she said fabulously, summoning Mettaton to enhance the fabulous. “Beeeeepppisssssss” “OH NO YOU DID BAD” said Undyne, realizing her horrible mistake. “NOOOOOOO” The papyur was confusion. who was this girl and what was a beeps? So Papyru decided that, a bps was an article of clothing, Because this spacepoofin person was wearing such amazing fabulous clothing that it must be a new clothing. Unyoke and everyone else every face palmed, limpid tears running down their cheeks. “what have we done” they said
and so, to this day, the Bepis reigns true as our true ruler of the underground…..now it is time to overthrow Ashore and place our REAL ruler on the throne! papyru! The true inheritor of the Bepis knowledge. and I have to go to bed so good night lol